Tale Of Two Men

This here's a story, tale of two men
Saint versus devil both met a ten
Saint said gee I can't remember when
Devil just grinned, here we go again

She was a beauty with the merchandise
The kind you don't have to advertise
The saint looked long into her big brown eyes
While the devil sized up her shapely thighs

She said hello so soft and sweet
Left the saint shaky on his feet
Devil thought why not turn up the heat
Made a forward pass incomplete

She started listing her wonts and cants
Saint thought the devil didn't stand a chance
But while he was dreaming of true romance
The devil's still scheming to get in her pants

Now the saint sent flowers, wrote a love song
Said commitment keeps two hearts strong
The devil swore a little fun is never wrong
Kept talking 'bout his friend
Johnny Nine Inch Long

Now some already guessed how this ending goes
Saint went looking for her to propose
Found her with the devil, sitting nose to nose
Lap-dancing in their birthday clothes

This was a story, tale of two men
Saint versus devil both met a ten
Two different angles on masculine
The devil got the girl
And I took up the pen



Credits
Writer(s): Thomas Sanford
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