The Conversion Song

The preacher sat down
And told us
His story
Of how he converted
The animals of
The Garden

He met with the king of the wolves
Deep in
The forest
He bowed so low he could smell
The breath of
The earth

He asked the king to gather
All the wolves and
Their foxes
And he would teach them
How to live
Forever

With bread and wine
The preacher met all of
His children
He taught them the good book and
How to earn heaven

He poured out his wine
And broke his bread for the
Communion
He promised if they ate
They'd have eternal
Life

His words pierced their souls
And they longed for the blood and
The body
So each ate and
Each drank
A portion

But something went wrong
The sacrament wasn't
So sacred
They lept up and choked up
As spirits departed
Their bodies

Then the hunter of men
Skinned their bodies
So cleanly
With pelts piled high
He said
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

He sold his pelts
He sold himself
He showed his pelts
He showed himself

He sold his pelts
He sold himself
He showed his pelts
He showed himself because

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money

I convert you
I convert you
To money