$600 Suicide (Single Edit)

There's nothing left to do
I'm feeling oh so blue
Just waiting for that dreaded shoe
To drop on poor ol me or you
But what I hear just may arrive
Another measly government bribe
Oh I'd be so happy I'd die
Uncle Sam please give me my

$600 suicide
$600 suicide
It's not that they'd not care if I died
It's that they literally want me to go out
And buy a gun and put it between my eyes
$600 suicide
$600 suicide
Oh I'm just so happy that I might die
If Uncle Sam gives me just over half a grand to commit suicide
Well I'd say they owe us way more cash
Than just enough to pick the way we pass
They much think us such sorry saps
As they sit on trillions while we fight for scraps

I just remembered my dream last night
My head was on fire and my teeth glowed white
I saw futures dark and futures bright
And frankly that shit was pretty tight
I don't think that I will kill myself
And I don't think you should either
Unless youre hoarding millions or billions of dollars.
In which case, perhaps consider

$600 suicide
$600 suicide
That's definitely enough to buy a gun
Just remember you dead equals no more fun
$600 suicide
$600 suicide
For the record I do not plan on killing myself
And I'm officially discouraging you all
From killing yourselves