The Redditor's List

Hi Santa
Hope you're doing swell
I've been very good as you can probably tell
These are the things that I want for Christmas this year

I want Reddit gold (gold)
Steam gift cards (cards)
A 13-year-old
Wholesome memes (uwu)
These are the things that make me want to scream (and cream)

Extra large big chungus shirt (shirt)
Omegle premium
Chicken tendies
Some stock that will go to the moon (to the moon)

I want some doritos
Waifu pillows
Mountain dew
But only the green kind (green kind)
Please give me karma too
A steam deck would be epic too

I love you Santa
We're a lot alike
Big fat white men who only come out of their house
Once a year (year)
And also
We both love sugar

Don't give me shaving cream (no shaving cream)
Deodorant
A shower
The power
A lot of flowers (flowers)

Santa, I've been good
I haven't stalked a single woman
All year long
Except for that one girl (damn)
Too bad she's dead (dead)

Yeah, but I've been good
I love you so very much
I think I'm munch
Merry Christmas

I think I'm munch?
That doesn't even mean anything
That does
That still doesn't mean anything
That's not any better



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