Oprah's Tax Bracket

LBJ, I feel like I'm chosen
They gotta witness this shit, like Jehovah
She ask how I'm doing
Bitch I'm doing kosher
I just been giving results, Maury Povich
She let me put her on camera
I had to switch lens, get focus
On the red carpet, Alladin, I'm floating
Get him out of the pic, he ain't real, he posing

Drank red, part the sea like I'm Moses
Surrounded by greatness, like I was Tim Grover
If I hit, then you lucky, a four leaf clover
Louis bag help me carry the weight on my shoulders
To be considered a great, before all this shit over
I be covering her walls, might as well be a poster
Wrestle your bitch, flip around, a Samoan
Say a few words, panties drop like a motor
Kept a few hoes, tell me what's the commotion
Expensive gumbo, the shrimp come from the ocean
I pour up and boy, I get lazy, a sofa
I talk, get a round of applause, like I'm Oprah
You get a car
You get a car
You get a car
You get a car

We know that we two the hardest around
Everybody vouch, rub it in like it's lotion
Candy apple the car
Color paint, got the cavities showing
Muscle the men to a win, like I'm coaching
Joel Olsteen, we just been flooding the streets wit the blessings
The church ain't open
Most of you niggas is Chuck E Cheese, you'll rat for the token
Speak of church, I had met a lil junt at devotion
I get on any beat and start making a notion
That AK I just bought look like a super soaker
Cup doubled up, celebrate when we toasting
Ain't no way no close mouth is gone ever get fed
Started seeing real money when I got vocal
She do coke like a battery, corroded
She a saint, I met her out in Nola
Finna faint, I'm hotter than a sauna
Designer European, they gotta check for Ebola

Poured too much drank in my pop, it exploded
Cup in my lap, it keep falling over
Every bar I breathe tough like a prison, Angola
Trap off a flip phone, like a Motorola
Go to the room, she start winning me over
Gotta keep pushing, feel we getting closer
She buying the game, I'm passing my quota
Make her relax, put her back on the sofa
She only act like that when she sober
Got her bobbing her head like she played For The Culture
I got it back when the bag had slowed up
Run to the money like Sammy Sosa
Black leather pants like Casanova
Roll up exotic, like Calvin Broadus
She fell in love with the tree like Napoleon
Treat yo bitch like Casper, ghosted
We ate the shrooms, playing Hocus Pocus
What's the problem, how you want it