That's Toothpaste.
I don't know what's coming
Coming out of my jeans
It's a little warm, and it's squirting
And it's scaring me
My hands are in my pants
Give it a little taste
Went ahead and asked my Aunt
She said That's Toothpaste
I don't know why they use Colgate
When you can just get it for free
It's comes from every man
So I showed my friend
We used our hands
It hit the ceiling fan
I don't know why they need to use Crest
When they can get it while looking at a breast
It's natural and clean
I practice dental hygiene
So we set up a stand
Me and my friend Rand
Toothpaste we have ever seen
This cream we've been a selling
Selling from our peens
Money we've been a making
As seen on TV
I have all my friends
Sitting round laying waste
We've made ten gallons
All for my toothpaste
I don't know why they use Colgate
When our flavors are salty and sweet
It's practically free
Easy money
It's on Amazon
All cavities gone
I don't know why they need to use Crest
Try it once and you'll be obsessed
They're spying on me
On my company
I didn't pay rent
For my basement
After multiple investigations, the toothpaste company
"Dert and Rand's" has been audited for tax avoidance
Coming out of my jeans
It's a little warm, and it's squirting
And it's scaring me
My hands are in my pants
Give it a little taste
Went ahead and asked my Aunt
She said That's Toothpaste
I don't know why they use Colgate
When you can just get it for free
It's comes from every man
So I showed my friend
We used our hands
It hit the ceiling fan
I don't know why they need to use Crest
When they can get it while looking at a breast
It's natural and clean
I practice dental hygiene
So we set up a stand
Me and my friend Rand
Toothpaste we have ever seen
This cream we've been a selling
Selling from our peens
Money we've been a making
As seen on TV
I have all my friends
Sitting round laying waste
We've made ten gallons
All for my toothpaste
I don't know why they use Colgate
When our flavors are salty and sweet
It's practically free
Easy money
It's on Amazon
All cavities gone
I don't know why they need to use Crest
Try it once and you'll be obsessed
They're spying on me
On my company
I didn't pay rent
For my basement
After multiple investigations, the toothpaste company
"Dert and Rand's" has been audited for tax avoidance
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Writer(s): Farrell Huffman
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