The Salt Bagel Critique

If the tongue were a slug, then that would be another thing
If the tongue were a slug and the teeth were a row of leaves
And if the mouth were a poplar tree, and if the hair were the autumn rains
It would be a miracle that we could even talk about this

And if the teeth were changing colors, which I guess they are
And if the teeth were falling out, which again I guess they are
And if the tongue were a slug it would leave a trail of slime wherever it went and then
All right you might have a point there, all right

But have another bite of that salt bagel
Yeah have another bite of the salt you so desperately wanted
And if the tongue were a slug, you wouldn't be able to say anything with your shrivelled little slug
Now would you? Eh?



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Writer(s): Chris Piuma
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