Mirror and a Kitchen Sink

Juliet and Romeo didn't meet down at the rodeo
I think there is something special about what you don't know
Keep the world on their feet

It seems to me that you know it all
You learned it over beers with the pope last fall
And built yourself a castle with a big glass wall
Everybody knows your proud

And I think that I win
Every single argument
Now it's you and me
A mirror and a kitchen sink

So what's the difference between you and me
I'll tell you right now it's a couple teeth
And then I decide whether to not or be
Crueler than I already am

So here we are again my friend
You beat around the bush then you build a fence
So nobody knows what you really meant
I'm not so sure that you do, and it's true

And I think that I win
Every single argument
But now it's you and me
A mirror and a kitchen sink

Romeo and Juliet didn't kiss first then become friends
There's always gotta be a middle and end
No one's gotta know how it starts

You'll say words that make you brave
Then you realize that you share a brain
And oh, here it goes right down the drain
Faster than your eyes can see
And it's me

And I think that I win
Every single argument
But now it's you and me
A mirror and a kitchen sink
A mirror and a kitchen sink