The Baby, The Stroller & the Paparazzi

The times I've been angry in my life
Which - you can count them on one hand really
There have been five
There just happen to be a lot of cameras nearby
It's terrible, it's terrible
There was this one guy
Who was a paparazzi
This is a true story
We were coming out of our apartment and
He was walking backwards
And he tripped and fell

On a baby in a stroller
Our neighbors baby
He sat on the baby in the stroller
And That upset me
That upset me
Yeah, I got upset
When we had the whole problem with the paparazzi
My favorite was this cop gets me and he said
Mr Baldwin, When I think of what you could have done to this guy
If we didn't show up half an hour ago

The camera guys come down and I just ignore them
The camera guys come down and I just ignore them
But they used to bother me
But they used to bother me



Credits
Writer(s): Alec Baldwin
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