The Joe Biden Blues

Here we go

Went down to the gas station 'cause I ran out of gas
Tried to fill my tank, but I didn't have enough cash
Called up my banker on my cellular phone
Said, "I need some gasoline, I'm gonna have to take a loan"
He said, "I can't help you and to make matters worse
The price to fill your tank is even more than your car's worth"
And I said

Thanks, Joe Biden
Yeah, thanks Joe Biden
Looks like I'm walking instead of riding
Thanks to old Joe Biden

Ran out of eggs, so I went down to the store
Walked back to the dairy case, but they didn't have no more
I said to the manager, "You think you going to get some more in?"
He said, "Not as long as the president's name is Joe Biden"
I walked back home, got a text message from my cousin
He said, "I can sell you eggs for only 50 bucks a dozen"
And I said

Thanks, Joe Biden (thanks Joe Biden)
Yeah, thanks Joe Biden (thanks Joe Biden)
Well, I got no eggs for frying
Thanks to old Joe Biden

My uncle's in Ohio, breathing in toxic gas fumes
Every time I leave my house, I'm being watched by big balloons
Everything's expensive, my paycheck is a joke
Our border's nonexistent and our military's woke
The country is imploding, nobody even cares
And the guy in charge can't even walk up a flight of stairs
And I said

Thanks, Joe Biden (thanks Joe Biden)
Yeah, thanks Joe Biden (thanks Joe Biden)
Let me be frank Joe Biden (frank Joe Biden)
You really stink Joe Biden (stink Joe Biden)
Yeah, our country is declining
Thanks to old Joe Biden