Cheese Tax

The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

You gotta pay the cheese tax
Every time you're cooking
When the cheese comes out
This puppy comes looking

The rules are the rules
And the facts are the facts
And when the cheese drawer opens
You gotta pay the tax

The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Hand it over quick
Or things might get ugly
I can get really loud
I'm a really barky puppy

I'm not just asking
Cuz I'm looking for snacks
This is real important business
And you gotta pay the tax

The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Cheddar is acceptable
And Parmesan is fine
But a little bit of Gouda
Would really blow my mind
There's no escaping
So don't try to dodge
Pay the dairy tariff!
The collection of fromage

The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!
The cheese tax!

Cheese tax
Cheese tax
Cheese tax
The cheese tax!
Oh yeah!



Credits
Writer(s): Matthew Hobbs
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