Cows (Phaser Boy Johnny)

Once upon a time
I was out there in the fields, right?
And I was getting me some uh, some rum
From my cows
Because my cows make rum, because I'm a hillbilly
And I do that kind of thing
Alright, this is a story about my wife
The rum cow
Just gonna get some bayliff, real cool
Alright

I was banging my wife, banging them
Getting rum from my rum-making cow wife
Boy, I don't believe in God, I believe in cows, yeah, god damn

My boy Johnny, my boy Johnny
He likes to play Fortnite on the, uh



Credits
Writer(s): Taliaferro Eames
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