Shorty So Bad

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the stage tiny glitter
Have them bills out let's go

Shorty so bad bought to go broke in a minute I'm glad

Can you blame me? she throwing that cat back
So much whiplash can't find out where that ass at
Baby give me extra she said where the cash at?
How much you charging? shorty let me smash that
She said I don't do that probably should assume that
Now I'm looking at the room find out where the booth at
Look at where the crew at find them where the food at
Shorty want a dollar thought that you all knew that
Shorty blame the bouncer he needs to explain the rules
Don't touch the girls and yeah you better tuck your jewels
Just keep it cool don't be a fool don't ridicule
Then I asked her where'd you even go to school
She don't want to hear that so she up and left me
Telling me to go home is where I best be
I be thinking all night it won't effect me
Now I'm Leaving with my pockets all empty

And that's it for the girls tonight ladies and gentlemen
Thank you for coming out and make it home safe
See you next time

Can you blame me? now I have to figure how to pay rent
Spent it on a dime last night money well spent
It's like trying to pay a debt without making a dent
Now I'm washing all my clothes to cover your scent
Why you calling me? gotta figure out the intent
Now you're wanting me? now I'm finding out the extent
Call my boys petty but I guess it's time to vent
Got my mind going now not a hundred percent
Now they hate us cuz we cause an event
Now they try to talk to us just to go and try to prevent
This from happening no I'm not imagining
Girl if you the evidence you know that I'll be tampering
Body is a ten and the face always capturing
Used to make sense now I'm jabbering
But I'm so drunk now I'm staggering
Gotta go cuz the drink in my hand got me blabbering