Beermobile

Breaking my teeth off a wall of bricks
I'm so drunk, and I'm fucking pissed
Behind the wheel, an escape to bliss
A hundred miles on my phone, on the highway alone

My head is out the window, I'm pissing myself
Deer, bucks, your dog or cat, what will I hit next?
I'm speeding through the city while I'm sexting a bitch
Chatting up your mother
Steering the stick shift

Slicing my face off of glass and rocks
Am I paralyzed or what? I can't feel my cock
Slammed into the ditch by inbred cops
But I saved all six brews, the piggies lose

Carving up the concrete
They breathalyzed me
I wont let a booted flat tire defeat me
A brick on the pedal, my dick out the window
Piss covered faces looked in shock as we raced

Plowing through the towns most pretty lawns
Hand on my dick, playing Pokémon
I'm speeding colourblind, red is green
I put the fear in old ladies crossing the street



Credits
Writer(s): Kendrick Roberts
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