strenuous invoices (feat. Thomas Edison)
Fishing trip, fishing trip
Fishing trip, fishing trip
Camping trip, camping trip
Camping trip, camping trip
Hiking trip, hiking trip
Hiking trip, hiking trip
Oops, I tripped
Oops, I tripped
Oops, I tripped on a stick
I revived Thomas Edison to get on this beat (whoa)
And I sat him down in a modern-day seat
And he asked me, "What is this technology?"
And I said, "It's just a reclining seat"
He started to have a big ol' stroke
So I sat him down and made him eat a yolk
But then he started to choke (on his egg)
What a loser, he choked (on my sandwich)
He's a really old bloke
So I put him in the woodstove
But he didn't like it so I took him out
And I put him in a bucket of sauerkraut
I took the sauerkraut out
At the Giant Trout (it's a restaurant)
Some guy asked, "Is that Thomas Edison?"
And I said, "No, it's just a giant tub of sauerkraut medicine"
Hey, it's Thomas Edison here
And I have a word- a couple words to say
I have a speech and I will read it now
Roses are red, ducks are yellow
The pond is blue and I really love my pillow
It's so comfortable, so amazing
I invented the light bulb and I love my pillow more than that invention
Thank you for listening to my poetry and speech
Fishing trip, fishing trip
Camping trip, camping trip
Camping trip, camping trip
Hiking trip, hiking trip
Hiking trip, hiking trip
Oops, I tripped
Oops, I tripped
Oops, I tripped on a stick
I revived Thomas Edison to get on this beat (whoa)
And I sat him down in a modern-day seat
And he asked me, "What is this technology?"
And I said, "It's just a reclining seat"
He started to have a big ol' stroke
So I sat him down and made him eat a yolk
But then he started to choke (on his egg)
What a loser, he choked (on my sandwich)
He's a really old bloke
So I put him in the woodstove
But he didn't like it so I took him out
And I put him in a bucket of sauerkraut
I took the sauerkraut out
At the Giant Trout (it's a restaurant)
Some guy asked, "Is that Thomas Edison?"
And I said, "No, it's just a giant tub of sauerkraut medicine"
Hey, it's Thomas Edison here
And I have a word- a couple words to say
I have a speech and I will read it now
Roses are red, ducks are yellow
The pond is blue and I really love my pillow
It's so comfortable, so amazing
I invented the light bulb and I love my pillow more than that invention
Thank you for listening to my poetry and speech
Credits
Writer(s): Owen F
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