The Birthday Girl Song
Sike this isn't a song
Hahaha get pranked you freaking idiot
Yup it's me on Spotify
On your phone
You freaking loser
Yeah this isn't a song but anyways
Happy 18th birthday hope you're enjoying it
Hope everything is going all well
For real but like you know I
You know I had to do it to them real quick
But as a sorry for not actually giving you a song
I pulled some strings and I
I was able to get a special person
To say happy birthday to you so
I'll play that right now and trust me
You're really gonna love this
Cause don't say I never did anything for you but
Here is a happy birthday message from your favorite person
Hello, my fellow Americans
This is Joe Biden here to wish Asmita a happy birthday
Turning 18 is such a pivotal moment in a young girl's life
I wish I was an 18-year-old girl
Anyways I hope you have a great day
And because it is your birthday
I'm putting in an executive meow meow order
That everyone must act silly for the next three days straight
If no one complies
I'll do to them what Obama did to all those third-world countries
Laugh out loud
We have now redesigned the flag
To now just be a low-quality jpeg of a gnome in honor of your birthday
On top of that, I've put in a secret drone strike on Beaverton
To blow up all the people who have hurt you or done you wrong
It goes off on march 27th at 5 pm
So make sure you're out of Beaverton before then
We're smoking on that Hamza pack
Hashtag boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
To close things off I'd like to say as of next month
I will be resigning from office
And will be appointing Asmita
As the new President of the United States
My dementia is too much for me to handle
And old sleepy Joe Biden needs to take his nap
Just don't forget my blankie
Hahaha get pranked you freaking idiot
Yup it's me on Spotify
On your phone
You freaking loser
Yeah this isn't a song but anyways
Happy 18th birthday hope you're enjoying it
Hope everything is going all well
For real but like you know I
You know I had to do it to them real quick
But as a sorry for not actually giving you a song
I pulled some strings and I
I was able to get a special person
To say happy birthday to you so
I'll play that right now and trust me
You're really gonna love this
Cause don't say I never did anything for you but
Here is a happy birthday message from your favorite person
Hello, my fellow Americans
This is Joe Biden here to wish Asmita a happy birthday
Turning 18 is such a pivotal moment in a young girl's life
I wish I was an 18-year-old girl
Anyways I hope you have a great day
And because it is your birthday
I'm putting in an executive meow meow order
That everyone must act silly for the next three days straight
If no one complies
I'll do to them what Obama did to all those third-world countries
Laugh out loud
We have now redesigned the flag
To now just be a low-quality jpeg of a gnome in honor of your birthday
On top of that, I've put in a secret drone strike on Beaverton
To blow up all the people who have hurt you or done you wrong
It goes off on march 27th at 5 pm
So make sure you're out of Beaverton before then
We're smoking on that Hamza pack
Hashtag boonk gang whole lot of gang shit
To close things off I'd like to say as of next month
I will be resigning from office
And will be appointing Asmita
As the new President of the United States
My dementia is too much for me to handle
And old sleepy Joe Biden needs to take his nap
Just don't forget my blankie
Credits
Writer(s): Andrew Flores
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