Billy Joel

Billy Joel
If you listen to him you are old
I bet you never try out new music
You'd rather judge it with your music purists
Who only listen to Billy Joel
His latest single is thirty years old
Fans wont acknowledge that it's not him
It's Mike DelGuidice who is really singing
He's just mouthing

Fans can't admit he can't sing in that vocal range
Cause that would mean
That they'd have to all
Make a change

Listen to something new
Even though you want to

Worship Billy Joel
Don't care he cant sing at 80 years old
Or that his imposter performs as him
God for bid the Long Island King
No longer sing

Billy Joel,
It's Mike Delguidice and some other a-hole
I doubt his microphone is plugged in
That's who you hear live at MSG
A lower key

Fans can't admit he can't sing in that vocal range
Cause that would mean
That they'd have to all
Make a change

Listen to something new
Even though you want to

Worship Billy Joel
His fans are close minded and they are cold
His songs are boring and I plea to fans
Get rid of his imposters and tribute bands
Leave Long Island

Billy Joel he just got old
I can't take anymore of
Billy Joel songs just got old
I can't take anymore of
Billy Joel he just got old
I can't take anymore of
Billy Joel songs just got old