fUcK mR. cLyNcH (fuck tha police parody)

Right about now
Mr. Clynch's career is about to be ended by this fucking diss
Judge Barnes presiding
The prosecuting attorneys are
Jaz Barnes, Jaz Barnes, and motherfucking Jaz Barnes
Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth
So fuck his dumbs career
You goddamn right
So what the fuck gotta say

Fuck Mr. Clynch coming' straight from the playground
Lil whore got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color so Chase thinks
He has the authority to be a minority
Fuck that shit cause he is a bum
For a punk motherfucker with no dick and a slut to fucked on
And thrown in jail
You could fuck five black dudes in the middle of the cell

Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager, I'ma fuck your whore wife later
Searching my pockets, looking for the product
Thinking every motherfucker super chaotic
You'd rather see, me on the wall instead of your wife getting to another man's balls
Well guess what, your fatass out of shape
And when your finished, your wife making a sex tape
Your poor ass still on bread and water
My rich ass is on your daughter
I don't know if he a fag or what
Take his pants down, he still sucking on nuts
And on the other hand
Without his dick, he can't get none
Well guess what lil bitch, you can suck one

Mr. Clynch slam you down to the floor
And guess what, it's because he's a whore
Mr. Clynch is a whore
For any motherfucker with a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from Wichita, it doesn't give you the right to suck my balls
Mr. Clynch on a black man ass
And when he's finished, he's gonna give him a bath
Of cocks from Wichita
Yo Mr. Clynch, you can suck my fat fucking balls

(Fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch, fuck ass hoe)

Get your ass off the swing and get to the wall
What for
Bro, get yo ass off the swing
But what for
I don't feel like arguing today, get on the fucking wall
Man, fuck Mr. Clynch
Man, get yo ass on the wall and shut the fuck up
Man fuck
Man, shut the fuck up
I'm taking yo black ass back to the office
Keep talking shit
Aight bet

Fuck Mr. Clynch said by a minority
Cause he don't wanna punish the majority
A gang of black dudes is who he's sleeping with
Suck a lotta dick cause you know you could get no tits
You know that I'm a witness
Yo fatass needs some fucking fitness
Your hairline damn that shit is receding
Your wife is a whore because she is cheating with black men
She could go on for days
I think, I think she might've gave you AIDS
She a literal bitch, she had came from the pound
I think, I think she might've gave head around town

She might come around sad, but she gave the best head she ever had
Mr. Clynch cannot suck these nuts but let you know you are fucking with a slut
I hope you cancer because you a fag
I hope you get into a car crash with no air bags
And I hope, you get some black ass
Don't worry 'bout my protest, cause black dick you are gonna caress
Shut the fuck up with a dick in your mouth
'Fore I come to your house and piss on your couch

You wanna know how I feel
Go sit on the wall and go suck some balls
I'm tryna think you transgender
Cause you have a vagina, put your dick up in a blender
She'll fuck for a dime, wonder how she'll give some head this time
Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
Fuck Chase Clynch because he's a hater

(Fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch, fuck ass hoe)

How many times do I have to tell you get yo bitch ass onto that wall
Man, fuck you
Go home to your slut
Man, shut the fuck up
You're going to the office, I'm writing you up
This is the final straw
Aww, the truth hurts don't it
Well I don't give a fuck
Man shut up waaa waaaa waaa
Shut the fuck up

Fuck Mr. Clynch coming straight from a slut
Who likes getting men fucked in the butt
This is not me, this is his whore
Who says fucking him feels like a chore
Fuck Mr. Clynch, he can go sit on the wall
That's why his whore is a free for all
And his whore, dances on a pole
And she likes getting fucked in hole
That's why you like giving head to little boys, and playing with sex toys
Yo broke ass can't get bank, that's why I made a better diss than Nick fucking Dang
You get no hoes, that's why you want big black men to suck on your toes
And take off your clothes

They might be fucking, sucking dick but who fucking knows
Your nostrils bigger than Casen's big ass nose
You already know how that goes
Anyways, fuck Mr. Clynch
He is a fucking whore
Don't fucking fuck with him, okay
Fucking with me cause I'm a teenager
When he isn't with his whore, he is a masterbater

(Fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch, fuck ass hoe)

Huh, huh, huh, Ion know how much I can take this
Mr. Clynch, shut the fuck up
Give up already, shit
Man, fuck you
Get on that fucking wall right now
Fore I call the au-fucking-thorities
Don't think that you, just a minority get all the power
Cause you don't
Bro, shut the fuck up and give up

(Fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch)
(Fu-fu-fuck Mr. Clynch, fuck ass hoe)