It's a Sign!

When you're wondering how something's gonna go
Something there's no way for you to know
Just go and ask the universe to show
A spark of the divine!

I know! I say: "Hello! It's me!"
And
Will always send a sign
Like right now

The sun is shinin', the sky is blue
You'd only know from your roommate's view
And the kitchen's clean
But the bathroom's not
She used your nair and left the hair
And it smells like poop and pot

But they lowered rent for the entire A and B line!
It's a sign! It's a sign!
It's a sign! It's a sign!

That's a sign alright
In black and white!

Note the broken mirror
And the haunted doll
But encouraging graffiti on the lovely wall

Look! A big black cat!
I just won't go that way
Hot damn! It looks like bam is doing the Scottish play

But someone dropped their subway token and now it's mine!
It's a sign! It's a sign!
It's a sign! It's a sign!

Is this glue or gum?
No, that is... cum
Dehydrated ejaculate

Today I really need things to go right
'Cause then I'll feel that my future is bright
And I'll know writing is right and I can write
My ticket out of hell

Oh, hell-o! Mind if I squeeze in?
Look I just got a seat!
This baby's sucking at New York's teat
Sweet
Or it's a sign you'll end up like this fine man
Drinking wine and slurping tuna right out of a can

Whoo! Right on time, with seconds to spare
Note the splatter of blood at the base of the stair
There's seven writers
In room 13
I got a hunch, I wowed the bunch
'Cause your work is obscene

And hey, they chose to start with me
It's my turn to shine!

Check and mate!
Resign
'Cause that's a sign