DIGMOOR

I love, Digmoor
I love, Digmoor
I don't want to show it
I don't want to blow it
I just want to tow it
I LOVE DIGMOOR RATS
I LOVE DIGMOOR RATS

When I'm in Digmoor (Moor)
I never lock the door (door)
Cause I feel safe (safe)
When I'm with a Dave
Walk into the shop
In my bare flip flops
And the police are on top
And they're never ever late

Digmoor is my home
My ballsack is my bone
Chips are in a cone
My girlfriend is gone
Doing all these sidequests
Like a Digmoron

I LOVE DIGMOOR RATS
I LOVE DIGMOOR RATS

What even is a Digmoor?
Like Italy has pizzas, Digmoor has John
Yeah but who's John?
Dowen?
DOWEN?!
Dowen?
Hello?
Dowen?
Oh my god

I love, Digmoor
I love, Digmoor
Dowen whip out your balls and celebrate
Give em' a jiggle and...
I LOVE DIGMOOR RATS
I LOVE DIGMOOR RATS (Woo)

Dowen is the greatest
Dowen is not racist
Dowen is the straightest
Dowen's got the latest
Blowen is an agent
Blowen's never patient
Blowen has the fragrance
Blowen isn't ancient
Chowen is shouting
Chowen is fouling
Chowen is ploughing
Chowen is frowning
Cause of these digmorons
Destroying all our land
I LOVE DIGMOOR RATS
I LOVE DIGMOOR RATS

In the town of Skelmersdale
In the town of Skelmersdale



Credits
Writer(s): Cohen Alger
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