Takin the Two

I ate a wedge
Off Hunter Street
And I stepped in shit
I didn't wipe my feet
And I let you sleep
Then I scratched your itch
Then I sucked the bottom
Of your Subway sandwich
Cos there's a lot of dirty things
That I would do
But you're never gonna catch me
Takin the two

Oooh, takin the two
Oooh, takin the two
Oooh. Takin the two

In the urinal
I found some gum
Then I kissed ya dog
Then I kissed ya mum
And at her wake
I was doing lines
Then I told your sister
We'd hang out some time
Cause there's a lot of dirty things
That I would do
But you're never gonna catch me
Takin the two, no

Oooh, takin the two
Oooh, takin the two
Oooh. Takin the two

I drank ya juice
And I left some spit
And I opened your chips
And I dipped ya dip
And I used ya toothbrush
And I used your razor
Then I got online
And harassed Brendan Fraser
Cause there's a lot of dirty things
That I'll keep doin
But ya never gonna catch me
Takin the two'n

Oooh, takin the two
Oooh, takin the two
Oooh

And they've decided to go the coward's way, they're taking the two points



Credits
Writer(s): Sam Cupitt
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