Mansplaining

You must think I'm pretty thick
Couldn't split a single stick
Chopping wood is not a verb
You learn in a city suburb
Learned my lessons from a dude
Now he's giving me attitude
He's over there in his Brawny shirt
While I'm splitting wood in my ankle skirt

I see you contemplating
Giving me some mansplaining
And even though my technique is great
You still want to pontificate
So go ahead, refresh me on the basics
Does it go
Stand back
Aim for the crack
Big whack
Then log stack
Alright, yeah, you can go
I think I got it

Three men in a cable truck
Looking lost and kinda stuck
One man rolled the window low
Took out his phone to get a photo
He must think it's kinda weird
Splitting wood without a beard
Ain't you ever seen a lady, y'all
Hands overhead tryna land that maul

I see you contemplating
Giving me some mansplaining
And even though my technique is great
You still want to pontificate
So go ahead, refresh me on the basics
Does it go
Stand back
Aim for the crack
Big whack
Then log stack
Alright
Yeah, you can go
I think I got it
No, no
I think I got it

How do I know
Well, from the way that I perspire
And my log pile getting higher
And then my logs turn into fire
Yeah, I'd say I got it
I'm doing just fine
Yeah, I got it
This technique's actually mine
Yeah, I got it
I said: I got it

But thanks anyway



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Writer(s): Brittany Wilson
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