Fml

Hello
Hey man
Hey you alright you good
Yeah just wanted to tell you something
Whats up
Ugh its about this story that happened to me the other day
What happened
Just listen
Yeah
Been a lot of change in the way that I move
Did a freestyle for a while with a groove
Usually I pop and click
Stiff like a dick
Like a lump on the head in cartoons
But this time It's new
Dunno what to do
It might may be down to my new shoes
Now I do a step and flick
Rolling my hips
Even on the way to the bathroom
Sitting on a loo
Guess what I'm about to do
Starts with a P and ends in oo
It's going real smooth
Then someone walks through
Hear a little giggle and one word, ew
Ew
Oh no, I can't believe I did this
This the type of shit you see on Netflix
That's chick and not a dude
I did a shit in the girls bathroom
Agh

Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life

Well
The very next day I feel bit better
Put on my t-shirt and my sweater
Phones out, I take a pic
In my fresh new kicks
Little cheesy like that Feta
So I step outside of my room
Got interview at 2
Get a call from them
She said meet at 10?
I said yeah ill be there soon
Here's what I do
Walk in the room
Ya never guess who fucking came in too
That chick from the loo
And she's with her crew
Sees me, points says Hey you
Dunno what to do
What does she think
She knows how bad my butthole stinks
How could this be
I said I'm sorry
Can't believe she bout to interview me
Agh

Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life
Fuck my life

Yeah, so that's what happened
Wow man
I know
I dont know what to say
It's embarrassing
Haha
I dont think I got the job
That's funny



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Writer(s): Daniel Burns
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