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Girl, you caught me with my pants down
Now my bum's out and
I'm nervous
I'm nervous
Girl, I don't wanna dance now
Cos you've seen my tiny willy
Now I feel silly

What happened
She caught my eye while I undid my fly
My oh my oh my
Then what
She looked me up and down
And her smile turned to a frown
Now here's a guitar interlude
What dya do
I said sorry prefusely
But she started to abuse me
Why oh why oh why
What she say
She said oop sorry
But it was the way she said it y'know
It really hurt my feelings and sh-she was making out like my dick was really tiny
Fuck her

The men's toilet was full
So were my balls
So I went to the woman's stall
So I recall
She didn't even knock
I was holding my cock
She opened the door

Girl, you caught me with my pants down
Now my bum's out and
I'm nervous
I'm nervous
Girl, I don't wanna dance now
Cos you've seen my tiny willy
Now I feel silly

She saw my dick
And it gave her the ick
She what
She went and told her friends
Now I'm tryna make amends
Ha-ha-ha-ha
She saw my tiny willy and it made me feel so silly
And she went and then told Millie and then Billy and then Tilly
I tried to stop her telling and I even started yelling
Boogie on the dance floor
Fuck her

The men's toilet was full
So were my balls
So I went to the woman's stall
So I recall
She didn't even knock
I was holding my cock
She opened the door

Girl, you caught me with my pants down
Now my bum's out and
I'm nervous
I'm nervous
Girl, I don't wanna dance now
Cos you've seen my tiny willy
Now I feel silly
Girl, you caught me with my pants down
Now my bum's out and
I'm nervous
I'm nervous
Girl, I don't wanna dance now
Cos you've seen my tiny willy
Now I feel silly
The end



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Writer(s): Louie Hayman
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