Wooly Nook
Once there was a woman with a wooly nook
And when it came to love, I think she wrote the book
To turn out the lights, that's really all it took
Cause ever since then I've been hooked on the wooly nook
The first time I'd seen it
You know I think it might a been awhile
It scared me at first
Then it just kinda made me smile
I wasn't crazy about the way it was wrapped
But presents like that should never go untapped
Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook
Got to get ya to do something about that thing
Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook
It's gettin' in the way of me takin' a closer look
like workin' your way through the jungle with a machete
If only I had a machete
It was far from a hairless
You know it's way beyond peach fuzz
It was more like a birds nest
Or like 'Cousin It' was
Hairy and scary and it threw me around
Wooly nook
It never let me down
Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook
Got to get ya to do something about that thing
Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook
It's gettin' in the way of me takin' a closer look
We fall for it every time, without fail
Like horny little hammers lookin' for something to nail.
Like a moth to a flame, kind of like Pavlov's canine
Excuse me, while I goes and I gets mine.
And when it came to love, I think she wrote the book
To turn out the lights, that's really all it took
Cause ever since then I've been hooked on the wooly nook
The first time I'd seen it
You know I think it might a been awhile
It scared me at first
Then it just kinda made me smile
I wasn't crazy about the way it was wrapped
But presents like that should never go untapped
Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook
Got to get ya to do something about that thing
Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook
It's gettin' in the way of me takin' a closer look
like workin' your way through the jungle with a machete
If only I had a machete
It was far from a hairless
You know it's way beyond peach fuzz
It was more like a birds nest
Or like 'Cousin It' was
Hairy and scary and it threw me around
Wooly nook
It never let me down
Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook
Got to get ya to do something about that thing
Got to get ya to shave your wooly nook
It's gettin' in the way of me takin' a closer look
We fall for it every time, without fail
Like horny little hammers lookin' for something to nail.
Like a moth to a flame, kind of like Pavlov's canine
Excuse me, while I goes and I gets mine.
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Writer(s): Dallas Batchelor
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