Don't Tell Your Wife About This Game
Don't tell your wife about this game
You can do anything in this game
All your wildest fantasies: You can play now!
This is the sexiest game
There are times in a life that you're living in tandem
When it's best to keep some secrets unshown
There are games that your wife, well she won't understand them
So I guess you've got to play them alone
And the controls are precise
And the gameplay loop feels so nice
And you'll find you won't mind the experience grind
'Cause it's well defined and concise
And it'll remind you of all the games
You and your wife used to play
But that time has died, 'cause you haven't tried in two years
So why start today?
Don't tell your wife about this game
You can do anything in this game
All your wildest fantasies: You can play now!
This is the sexiest game
Your hero grows with all the choices you make
By the endgame you'll feel so strong (strong)
And the in-app purchases are not pay-to-win
And you've been taking her for granted, relationship disenchanted
Haven't had a real talk in so long
All the intact hurt just makes the love feel too thin
Because when you said I do, you didn't do it with enough follow through
And though the match has been made the text that's displayed
Says you're still in the queue
And you will find any explanation to keep your mind from the truth
(THE TRUTH) that you better have treated your better half better, but you're too sad
(THE TRUTH) that you used to laugh together when you saw a very bad mobile game ad
And you refuse to look up a guide cause you think you're way too smart
And the build that you've built together is falling apart
And you want to go back to a previous save, but you're too proud to restart
(Don't tell your wife about this game)
(Don't tell your wife about this game)
(Don't tell your wife about this game)
'Cause it'll just break her heart
You can do anything in this game
All your wildest fantasies: You can play now!
This is the sexiest game
There are times in a life that you're living in tandem
When it's best to keep some secrets unshown
There are games that your wife, well she won't understand them
So I guess you've got to play them alone
And the controls are precise
And the gameplay loop feels so nice
And you'll find you won't mind the experience grind
'Cause it's well defined and concise
And it'll remind you of all the games
You and your wife used to play
But that time has died, 'cause you haven't tried in two years
So why start today?
Don't tell your wife about this game
You can do anything in this game
All your wildest fantasies: You can play now!
This is the sexiest game
Your hero grows with all the choices you make
By the endgame you'll feel so strong (strong)
And the in-app purchases are not pay-to-win
And you've been taking her for granted, relationship disenchanted
Haven't had a real talk in so long
All the intact hurt just makes the love feel too thin
Because when you said I do, you didn't do it with enough follow through
And though the match has been made the text that's displayed
Says you're still in the queue
And you will find any explanation to keep your mind from the truth
(THE TRUTH) that you better have treated your better half better, but you're too sad
(THE TRUTH) that you used to laugh together when you saw a very bad mobile game ad
And you refuse to look up a guide cause you think you're way too smart
And the build that you've built together is falling apart
And you want to go back to a previous save, but you're too proud to restart
(Don't tell your wife about this game)
(Don't tell your wife about this game)
(Don't tell your wife about this game)
'Cause it'll just break her heart
Credits
Writer(s): Brian Gilbert
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