the enigma of the microphone

If my ass was the microphone would you still sing into it?
Your words resonate on my hole
Tell me what I did wrong, so I can do it again
Those words resonate in my soul
If my cheeks were bass guitars would you slap them til I cry?
The bassline that you played was so dry
Oh you've got a gun
Oh I'd better run
I think you want me to die

Underripe peach (yeah)
I bite it with my teeth and the fruit is underneath (Yo)
Gender unintentional but surgery consensual
Shit from a butt and I'm squeeching with the peach

Time and time again I find
That it's on my mind, and it's unrefined

I'm running I'm sonic, but I'm chasing like I'm amy
They're a couple thats iconic, gotta put em in the game-y
Architecturally sound but I'm crashing to the ground
Architecture on the ground is a soothing sound

But time and time again I find
That I can't unwind cus you're on my mind

If my ass was the microphone
Would you sing like in Bobertone?
Would you like to sing a song or two?
If my ass was the microphone
You would never sing alone
I could never pull it off like you do

Hey Eris, got any good ideas for this part of the song?
I can't think of anything to sing
We can literally say anything we want
They're gonna love it anyways because I'm Eris Electra!
Check out this bullshit

Constipation is no joke
You can sit on the toilet for hours with nothing to show
This toilet is begging for my farts
It wants nothing more than a hot sloppy pile of my poop
But alas I can't deliver

If someone tells you not to tug on the cord to unplug a plug
That means they are evil and should not be trusted
And especially so if they call a see saw a teeter totter
There is no such thing as ethical sex

Who let the dogs out?
I let the dogs out because I am a terrible pet owner
It's a good thing I infected them all with rabies beforehand
So when they get to the town everyone will know they're mine!
Wait, no, stop biting sullivan!

I hate you sullivan woorf woorf

SULLIVAN