Saddam Hussein Butt Fart

I take so much time to pull my fucking pants up cus my ass is so big my ass is too big
Yeah there's a such thing as too much cheek my ass is too big oh fuck it's so big
My pants get stuck going up and down cus my ass is so big it's so fucking big
Fart 7.5 on the recter scale, my ass is so big, my ass is so big
My legs are soft and my hips are wide, I dance a little jig, my ass does a jig
I pour a glass of orange juice, I take a long swig, I take a huge swig
Rummaging through a bin of bionicle parts, it's such a long dig, oh fuck I've gotta dig
Feel like I'm losing my fucking mind, I'm losing my wig...

I'm the kind of bitch that boofs your penicillin
Crawl in through your window just because it's thrilling
I am here and there and blare-ing through the air-n
Like saddam hussein I'm giving bush a scaring
I'm the kind of bitch that's got a hanging nut sack
Scratch my face using a mother fucking thumb tack
I am here and there and lurking everywhere-n
I am like hussein the way I'm bush a-scaring
Yeah

Feel like a tortoise, might eat some romaine; but don't have those weapons, they call me hussein
And I munch munch crunch on my romaine while I'm laying underground because I'm hussein
I take so much time to pull my fucking pants up cus my ass is so big it's round like a fig
Curved like a sine wave on it doing some trig cus it's round and it's fat and it's too fucking big
I'm like john lennon cus I'm taking shots, scrolling through twitter liking tweets from bots
I've got a long crack, it's long like a slot, I got a huge ass that's pretty hot
I take so much time to pull my fucking pants up cus my ass is too big yeah it's way too big
Curved like a sine wave on it doing some trig cus it's round and it's fat and it's too fucking big



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