Lowrider Story

Aye DMONEY, tell me that story man
About that dude that got his car took
Damn, you wanna hear that story? Yeah
I don't even know how you know that story
But now you done told everybody now so, here we go

Once upon a time on the west coast
Way in Southern California the the best coast
There was a lil nigga addicted to hitting switches
Kept a 9 in his britches and a condom for the bitches
Loved to slide loved to low ride
If he asked a bitch to jump then she asked how high
Solid team of niggas he kept on his side
Stayed frontline always ready to die
Started moving work and he was stacking the cheese
Bought a Cadillac cash and he picked up the keys
Hit the carwash, he gotta keep the shit clean
Grabbed the 100 spokes, white walls, how many inches? 13
He had the dope ride, without no switches it was bullshit
He needed racks, he need it real quick
So then he hit up ace and they started to plotting
And fuck the bullshit, its time to fuck up some commas
How bout we do a little kick door
I know a nigga on the south with some real dough
But how we getting in? I got a bitch that's tapped in
And they be fucking so they more than friends
Straight to Walmart electric section
Pay with cash no trace on the debit
He bought a throw away track phone
No long distance just a straight trap phone
So he messaged the bitch and then she gave the drop
And he a trapping ass nigga he don't fuck with the cops
But how much bread he got? I don't know it's a lot
The only problem is that this nigga sleep with the Glock
And its cocked, and its ready to pop
Don't trip the Glock switch can't be stopped
It got the drum and the beam on it
But I promise I won't use it unless he want it
So she hit up his phone and said she want the bone
He hit back 9pm its on, She opened the what's app text the track phone
Now we plugged up tonight cousin its on
Got the dope fiend rental, she was on her way
But its more to the story its the perfect play
Pull up to the crib slide in the driveway
Now she knocking at the door and he greets like hey bay
Open the door and they walked in the front
And he was hiding with ace in the fucking trunk
It's getting hot couldn't even front
Ace was paranoid shouldn't have ever took that bump
And he said Lets go in now! why should we wait
What if this bitch made us the real play
He looked up and he saw a latch
It was glowing in the dark he reached up and snatched
They, hopped out Ace was ready to spark
Double check the sights them bitches glow in the dark
Meanwhile she was sucking his dick
Getting slutted out BOW front door was kicked
Ace one day one he couldn't wait
Finger on the trigger and he started to spray
Couldn't be stopped like black ops was his name
Stopped to reload but the victim was slayed
She started crying like what have you done
You promised me you would not use the gun
She forgot that ace was reloaded
He put the blicky to her head and blowed it
Her eyes rolled back and the blood was so potent
Changed the clip gun smoke was still smoking
Where's the bread we got to get goin
Found the safe cracked the code and it opened
Next day he woke up at noon
Hit the shop and he dropped off the coupe
He said, I need some batteries and square dumps
And some 6s and one of them bars with the blinking lights
The shop owner said do you have the bread
He threw the money and said just do what I said
Then one week later he picked it up
Music was loud and the trunk was stuffed
He hit the switch and that bitch got up
Super duper hot he overlocked like fuck
Then he said, what I'm gone do now
I got some bread and I'm ready to clown
Tre the base head over heard and said
Bro you don't need no money just hear my word
I used to low ride I'm that guy
These Adex dumps are one of a kind
All you gotta do is push this pin
And next thing you'll be dipping again
He pushed the pin car dropped down
Looked at Tre and he cracked a smile
And he said, You saved the day now I gotta repay you
So take this bread and make sure you stay you
And then Tre looked up and flicked his blick
And then he blew his brains out and took his shit

Damn, Thats a got damn shame
Shit funny like that in the hood sometimes