Humanity Is an Invasive Species

Here's where I stand on abortion
Not only am I pro-choice; I'm anti-life
Cause, like, what's so great about life anyway, you know?
I mean, if anything we're doing those kids a fucking favor
Ha

I texted my poor mama
Said I wish you'd worn a condom
So I wasn't born
Because you fucked my motherfucking father
Yes I know that's so unkind of me
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with me?
I regret hitting send in hindsight
But at the time I meant it, promise
I resent the entire process
I'm so tired of this nonsense
I swear I would've opted out of it
Had I been given the option
And I'm pissed I was denied it
Thus I wish my mom was a high school kid
Who made an oops on prom night
So she'd've tossed me in the garbage
(No adoption)
If we were gone, everything would go on
Matter of fact it would be better off
And that goes to show we're a cancer to the planet
And it's getting metastatic, time for chemo, go bald
But you've killed me with your kindness
Treated me like I'm Your Highness
So honestly I have no idea why I'm so misanthropic, uh

And I stink
You stink
They stink
We stink
I think
Maybe we
Should be
Extinct
As a twink
I'm on
The brink
Of reach
Ing over
The sink
For some bleach
To drink
(Clink!)
I'm sorry
I don't mean
To be
So bleak
I prob
Ly need
To see
A shrink
So I
Can keep
Doing my
Bidding
But why
Fucking bother
When it's all
A blink?



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Writer(s): Ahsem Kabir
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