On Top of the World

I'm on the top of the world
Lying flat on my face
A perfect creation
A total disgrace

I'm incredibly wise
And know nothing at all
I'm larger than life
And pathetically small

I'm as strong as an ox
I only seem lazy
But if others can work
I would have to be crazy

I would much rather sing
Or relax in the sun
I say someone out there
Has got to have fun

Some think I'm a sinner
Some think I'm a saint
But if they really knew me
They'd probably all faint
I'd say they're all in for
A major surprise
Once I take off my mask
And reveal my disguise

I'm a family man
Loyal to my dear wife
Since the last time she caught me
And threatened my life

With my foot in my mouth
And my head in the clouds
I repulse many people
And attract major crowds

With impeccable tact
And despicable nerve
I take only that which I feel I deserve

Which is nothing at all
And is all that I see
Cause it wouldn't be there
If it wasn't for me

Some think I'm a sinner
Some think I'm a saint
But if they really knew me
They'd probably all faint
I'd say they're all in for
A major surprise
Once I take off my mask
And reveal my disguise

I hope I don't come across
Sounding conceited
I just think that I'm great
And demand to be treated

Like an old pile of crap
Or an All Powerful King
Just as long as you listen
To me while I sing

Some think I'm a sinner
Some think I'm a saint
But if they really knew me
They'd probably all faint

I'd say they're all in for
A major surprise
Once I take off my mask
And reveal my disguise



Credits
Writer(s): Kol Havaiia
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