Four Steps

Today's the day that it all happens
The tension's humming in the air
I know I must proceed with caution
A few loose ends to tie up, and we're there

I've toiled for years to get this far
Sold my soul so many times, I can't recall
When I failed they whispered 'losers always find a way to lose'
After this they won't say that any more

Step one: he's got to sign the bloody contract
Step two: make sure the money's in the bank
Step three: throw some cash around in Cabo
Step four: aell my shares and don't look back

My mother told me once I'd never make it
So I vowed to build an empire for myself
Noone gave a damn about me really
I learned the key to love is lots of wealth

Step one: get him to sign the bloody contract
Step two: dot the I's and cross the T's
Nothing can go wrong until it's over
Then it's au revoir, time for me to leave

I'll call up my new friends, say
Join me won't you please
We'rel hangin' on my yacht
They'll never want to leave

Step one: he's got to sign the bloody contract
Step two: count the money in the bank
Step three: watch my friends beg for favors
Step four: kick them out 'cause they're all fake

I'll call my mother
Show her all that I have done
She'll say I knew you'd make it
I've always loved you son

But first he has to sign the bloody contract
Nothing can go wrong until that's done
Then I'll be the envy of everyone I know
And they won't call me loser any more

I'll be the envy of everyone I know
And I'll be loved at last for sure