Felonious

Hey, you want to make a really stupid mistake?
I'm getting down in the usual way
Tell me again, which show did you want me to tape?
I think they're gonna kick me out of this place

Is it Friday night or did I skip the weekend again?
Oh, that's three days I lost, that's great
It's kind of hard being locked inside
With all these friends

Hey, what are you doing today?
I'm busted up in the usual way
Want to just, I don't know, go somewhere and talk?
I think I'm gonna kick you in the face

Is it Tuesday night or did I miss the monthly again?
Wow, we really need to get our shit together, buddy
It's kind of hard being locked inside
With all these friends

It's a stitch when you itch there is no dismissing
The thoughts that are true and the thoughts that are you
I'd say I'm stupid but let's face it we've heard it plenty times before

Hey, so what's your deal any way?
I'm breaking out of the usual way
Look, if you're gonna be weird I'm gonna go
Oh, please, no what a disgrace

Is it Halloween night or did I sleep the summer again?
(The summer? Really? The entire summer?)
It's kind of hard being locked outside
From all my friends