Loose Wig

I'm hanging tight
In NYC
Under my sun lamp
I gargle bleach
Waiting for the loose wig
To leave DC

It's Apple cool
Outrageous sounds
The cats n kitties
Lysol Black Cows
Ain't no L7
I've been around
Wonder how the loose wig
Got to Penske?

Blockbuster's
Gonna feed my VCR
The sky's a creepy orange
Outside my car
Like Rolling Stone says
That's the way things are

Every Which Way But Loose
And Talladega Nights
Tragic popcorn
Right turn, Clyde
We can still head left
Before the loose wig flies

It is what it is
Like Bird and Diz
These Clorox trills
The MAGA biz
It's the rebop, cuz
It's Purdie-sweet
Popping like the loose wig
Down on Greene Street

Blockbuster's
Gonna feed my VCR
The sky's a creepy orange
Outside my car
Even Roger Stone says
That's the way things are

Every Which Way But Loose
And Talladega Nights
Tragic popcorn
Right turn, Clyde
We can still go left
Before the loose wig flies

I dig the docs
And hunker down
My hidey-hole
Beatnick ghost town
Can't wait for the loose wig
To go underground

Blockbuster's
Gonna feed my VCR
The sky's a creepy orange
Outside my car
Like Rolling Stone says
That's the way things are

Every Which Way But Loose
And Talladega Nights
Tragic popcorn
Right turn, Clyde
We can still go left
Before the loose wig dies