What's a TiVo?

What's a TiVo
What's a TiVo
It'll make you want to give your VCR the heave-ho
Let's talk about TiVo

A TiVo is a brand of DVR
Which stands for digital video recorder
You TiVo your shows on a Wednesday night
And you can watch 'em back in any order

Yes you use it to record your TV shows
You don't even need to know when they're on (and I don't know)
Just tell TiVo the name of the show
It'll record it even when you're gone

Whether you're relaxing in your hammock
Or clipping the nails on your toes
Even if you're taking a shower
TiVo is recording your shows

What's a TiVo
What's a TiVo
It'll make you want to give that VCR the heave-ho
Let's talk about TiVo

It records your shows to a hard drive
Just like the ones in side your PC
You can record one show while you watch another
It's easy as 1, 2, 3

If you ever watch live television (why)
You'll find newfound freedom because
Should someone call you on the telephone
You can just simply hit pause

So whether you're chatting with your grandma
Or your doorbell chime signal goes
Even if you have to use the bathroom
TiVo is recording your shows

What's a TiVo
What's a TiVo
It'll make you want to give your VCR the heave-ho
Let's talk about TiVo

With TiVo, you can set up a season pass
For each episode of a show you adore
Even if changes time slots
You'll never miss a single episode of 24

TiVo lets you skip commercials
You'll never have to watch an ad
For cars or for movies or medicines
That cure your jock itch when it's bad

Whether you're playing with your puppy
Or trying on all of your wife's clothes
Even if you can't find the clicker
TiVo is recording your shows

My TiVo records
Lost and House and Gilmore Girls
Conan O'Brien, My Name Is Earl
Scrubs, SVU, and SNL
Friends and Seinfeld
Saved by the Bell
Regis, Kelly, Leno, too
The Daily Show with you-know-who
The Colbert Report, Everybody Hates Chris
Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Office
No tapes to label, thank the lord
TiVo is its own reward

What's a TiVo
What's a TiVo
It'll make you want to give your VCR the heave-ho
Let's talk about TiVo

What's a TiVo
What's a TiVo
Yes it made me want to give my VCR the heave-ho
Boy, I love my TiVo



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