The Dumb Song

Oh, in my head

You said with certainty
I may be the dumbest person that you've ever seen
You think you're hurting me
Bet you won't believe it, but you kinda set me free

You've mentioned Adderall
Slip this guy a sedative, he's bouncin' off the wall
Honey, it's no big deal
We'll get you back to college, you could study somethin' real

So if that's how you feel
When we go down
When kingdom come

Don't look at me, don't look at me
I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay (love to stay)
But like you said (like you said)
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head

Too dumb for breakin' up
I'd do it in person, but I'd probably mess it up
I'll text you, that's enough
That's how empty-handed people get through iffy stuff

Your world is ending soon
Mine's a little better 'cause I never watch the news
You make my lunch today
I would do it, but I couldn't work my microwave

So if that's what you're saying
When we go down
When kingdom come

Don't look at me, don't look at me
I'm just too dumb
I'd love to stay (love to stay)
But like you said (like you said)
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head

You should not have done that

When we go down (we go down)
When kingdom come (kingdom come)

Don't look at me, don't look at me
I'm much too dumb
I'd love to stay (love to stay)
But like you said (like you said)
Don't look at me, 'cause I got nothin' in my head
Oh, in my head
Oh, in my head

When we go down
When kingdom come
Don't look at me, don't look at me
I'm just too dumb