I Live in a Split Level Head

I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
But now in these places you won't catch me dead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

I do what I want to; no worries, no cares
If anyone bugs me I climb mental stairs
Way up to a level where astronauts tread
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

It's here, time means nothing; I couldn't care less
I don't rush for busses and trains are a mess
There's no lawn to care for, I don't make a bed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave
My head's above water, so don't make a wave
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
Now I call this living; what's more, as I said
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what's new
You sure couldn't have them and live like I do
You think I have problems, but you do instead
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

I live with two people, I like both of them
He likes both of me and I like both of him
They're my alter egos and to them I'm wed
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

There's no simple status in my neighborhood
It's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good
I don't take the lead but I like to be led
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head

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I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home
(So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?)
I travelled in trailers when I used to roam
(No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight)
But now in these places you won't catch me dead
(Now I call this living; what's more, as I said)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together}

I do what I want to; no worries, no cares
(Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what's new)
If anyone bugs me I climb mental stairs
(You sure couldn't have them and live like I do)
Way up to a level where astronauts tread
(You think I have problems, but you do instead)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together}

It's here, time means nothing; I couldn't care less
(I live with two people, I like both of them)
I don't rush for busses and trains are a mess
(He likes both of me and I like both of him)
There's no lawn to care for, I don't make a bed
(They're my alter egos and to them I'm wed)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together}

I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave
(There's no simple status in my neighborhood)
My head's above water, so don't make a wave
(It's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good)
There's no door to lock and no dog to be fed
(I don't take the lead but I like to be led)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together}

So why should I move when the neighborhood's right?
(I've lived in apartments, I've lived in a home)
No taxes to pay and no landlord to fight
(I travelled in trailers when I used to roam)
Now I call this living, what's more, as I said
(But now in these places you won't catch me dead)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together}

Now you keep your ulcers, your ills, and what's new
(I do what I want to; no worries, no cares)
You sure couldn't have them and live like I do
(If anyone bugs me, I climb mental stairs)
You think I have problems, but you do instead
(Way up to a level where astronauts tread)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together}

I live with two people, I like both of them
(It's here, time means nothing; I couldn't care less)
He likes both of me and I like both of him
(I don't rush for buses and trains are a mess)
They're my alter-egos and to them I'm wed
(There's no lawn to care for, I don't make a bed)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together}

There's no simple status in my neighborhood
(I like how I'm living, I'm nobody's slave)
It's that kind of thinking that keeps it so good
(My head's above water, so don't make a wave)
I don't take the lead but I like to be led
(There's no door to lock, and no dog to be fed)
'Cause I'm happy I live in a split-level head {together}

(What'd he say?)
What'd he say?
(Do you know what he said?)
I don't know what he said!
(No, I don't know what he said!)