Tinder Messages

Girl, I seen your brand new Birken
Do you got a man or are you searching
You came out tonight look like you serving
I'm here to shoot my shot at you like Irving
Aye
So what's the deal
Your titties shine in this light
Can I get a feel
Just so I can see if those shits real
Lets skip all the bullshit on this field

Now I know
I won't live up to your expectations
I don't do well with a bitch with no patience
And my bank low but I swear my dick game is gold
Maybe I was wrong could be mid up on the low
I'm just basing that off my experience
Past partners really seem like they were feeling it
Maybe they were faking I hope that's not it
But tell me girl is it really that serious
Like I think we could just connect but
I don't even know if my messages are sending
I've sent maybe twenty but it's been only me venting
She finally responding
Say she got options
I said "I'm the best one though"
She say that I'm not him

Well
Why the fuck did you match with me right now
Say that she swipe right on like everyone now
Oh
So there's no way I'm gonna fuck?
She like maybe
Oh

Wait, how you feel that I'm 5'6
That didn't go well with this last bitch
She said "You looked taller"
I said "Don't remind me"
Then said that she 5'10
I said "I could climb trees"
Never got a reply
Guess it's fine
I landed on you now
I've always hated dating sites til I saw your face sliding out
I understand if you see yourself backing out
I guess the height things a big deal but

Shit she blocked me
Yeah, she blocked me
I can't believe she blocked me
Yeah, she blocked me
I can't believe she blocked me
Yeah, she blocked me
I can't believe she
No, I can't believe she
Can't believe that she just blocked me