Five Cheeky Monkeys

Get ready for jumping on the bed
Five monkeys jumping
Five Cheeky Monkeys jumping on the bed
One fell off and bumped it's head
Mumma called the doctor
The doctor said
No Cheeky Monkeys jumping on the bed
No jumping?
Let's try dancing
Oh dear
Four monkeys dancing
I don't like the sound of this
Four Cheeky Monkeys dancing on the bed
One fell off and bumped it's head
Mumma called the doctor
The doctor said
No Cheeky Monkeys dancing on the bed
No jumping, no dancing?
That's right
What about marching?
Ohh
3 Monkeys marching
But marching is like jumping
Three Cheeky Monkeys marching on the bed
One fell off and bumped it's head
Mumma called the doctor
The doctor said
No Cheeky Monkeys marching on the bed
No jumping, no dancing, no marching
What about wriggling?
Oh, I don't know
Two monkeys wriggling
Two Cheeky Monkeys wriggling in the bed
One fell off and bumped it's head
Mumma called the doctor
The doctor said
No Cheeky Monkeys wriggling on the bed
No jumping, no dancing, no marching, no wriggling?
No No No
What about rolling?
One monkey rolling in the bed
One Cheeky Monkey rolling on the bed
It fell off and bumped it's head
Mumma called the doctor
The doctor said
I told you no Cheeky Monkeys rolling on the bed
No jumping? No!
No dancing? No!
No marching? No!
No wriggling? No!
No rolling? No! No! No!
Well what, what's left?
Beds are for sleeping
Oh, good night