I'll Show You What To Do

I'll be so weird that they'll think you're normal!
Please don't, Dad
Don't worry, we've got this!

Baby, don't you worry
Your dad is here today
If your classmates don't like you
Then something's wrong with them and not you
You're the 'Annabelle' coolest kid that's ever been in town
So if they don't like you
I'll show you what to do

First you go up to them
Look them in the eye and say 'hey!
What's behind your ear?'
It looks like you are hiding a coin

If that doesn't make your friends
Try pulling lots of coins and money, bet that'll do
They'll think you can make money
Don't tell them the money was their own money

And if they bully you
Just take their money and smile, serves them right!
Take your dad and mum out for high tea
That's how I'd deal with them 'I love you'

So I should rob my classmates?
Er, yea. Probably don't do that
I told you you're weird, dad
I'm not weird. I'm limited edition!
Limited edition weird

Baby, what's the problem
Being unique is great
Embrace who you are inside
Just show the world who you want to be
Your dad isn't just weird
There's lots of things that make me unique
And your mum doesn't know that I have magical skills

Have a look at this
Where on earth did it go
I wonder is it in your hand?
That's right it's never left my hand

And if they're not impressed
You gotta show them you're the master 'I choose you!'
Throw the pokeball at them
Then ask them to fight each other 'til they die!

Or if that's too awkward
I guess try smiling and be kind, that's what mum would do
And if all else fails you'll always have us
Though I still think you should just
Take their cash