Light Switch

It was cold and dark that Hallows Eve
A strange, electric feeling in the air
Some may choose not to believe
And others choose not to care

I was dressed like a UPS driver
She came as a sexy devil
When our eyes met, from across the room
I knew there was gonna be trouble
I was there to deliver my package
I think she was there for my soul
Cuz before I knew what was going on
Her spell had taken control

We left the party, headed back to my place
Everything was going well
How could I know this night would turn
Into a living hell
I was drawn to her like a moth to flame
I was ready to let it ride
I've got no one but myself to blame
I let that devil inside

Well, we got to my room, started makin' out
She said she had to be excused
She left for the bathroom, said she'd be right back
I should have picked up on the cues
She returned and her breath was minty fresh
Then we got back into it
Clothes on the floor and we were barely dressed
I think we passed out for a bit

I woke up, in the middle of the night
And walked on down the hall
When I turned on the bathroom light
I couldn't believe what I saw
There was puke, on the floor
A technicolor yawn
There were chunks around the toilet
Something was clearly wrong
I never should have brought that devil home
She turned out to be a witch
But the thing that really shook me to the bone
There was

Vomit on the Light Switch
Oh, No
Vomit on the Light Switch
Girl, you've got to go
Vomit on the Light Switch
Hell, No
Vomit on the Light Switch
How the fuck did that bitch manage to get
Vomit on the Light Switch
Hell, No
Vomit on the Light Switch
Ain't that a bitch