Salamander On My Verandah

Sitting on my porch, sunny afternoon
I leave open the door, pizzas coming soon
I hear a slippery fella, I have a gander
There's a salamander on my verandah

Oi
Oi
Oi
Oi

Salamander, would you like some Sprinters chips
Nah mate, I only eat Smiths
Salamander, would you like some food
Nah dude

Salamander on my verandah
Tell me tell me how have you been
Salamander on my verandah
Tell me tell what do you see

Oi

Salamander, would you like a gingy
Yep
I'll go grab one, I won't be a bit
Oh shit

Salamander is fucking dead
I got up off my lawn chair and trod on his head
Hope his wife and kids don't run a muck
Looks like the salamander's down on his luck



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Writer(s): Liam Tait
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