Boomers In The Area

So it didn't work out
Could have cost you a mortgage, a life, a cat
Stick it in a CV builder
This mascot trained lead singer can do covers
And your pre-booked with a haircut watch the journey renew
Scrape the strange static dust of the loo

Freedom markets

Drink peppermint tea with tea tree to keep your pores clean
Your picking up the flute again and it's barely nine o'clock
I've had my in-flight meal and my shots
And I'm locked, stocked, new-age a coming
Are you gagging for the asos chic
Screaming

Hey
Boomers in the area
I don't feel safe
Oh c'mon Boomers
There's crumbs in the margarine
Baby call the wedding off
There's crumbs in the margarine
And you've called it, the wedding's off

I'm rising up
And from atop mount chad I spy a lad being accosted
By some racegoers dads in flat-caps
Those peaky blinders mid-life crisis cosplay cats
And that lad's still destined for the glovebox
For the love of god will somebody buy one of his CD's
Please Steve
Don't you dig this original shit
It's retro-fetishistic pop rock slash what slash

Hey
Boomers in the area
I don't feel safe
Oh c'mon Boomers
There's crumbs in the margarine
Baby call the wedding off
There's crumbs in the margarine
And you've called it

Hey
Boomers in the area
I don't feel safe, I don't feel safe, I don't feel
There's crumbs in the margarine
Somebody
Somebody
Call the wedding off, Call the wedding off, Call the wedding off