They Them
They, them, they and them
I don't like this they and them
Cos is they women or are thems men
I don't like this they or them
I mean it's just made up language isn't it
The grammar's too hard, it's confusing
I don't even know what I'm meant to say any more
Let me explain
Driving in my car, late one night
Someone cut me up, 'twas an awful fright
So I turned to my wifey and I said quite rightly
Did you see what he or she did
He or she should have is or her license taken off him or her
Rolls off the tongue
Well keep playing
Look, I'm not one of your ists, I'm not a homophobist
I'm a product of my time
Yeah yeah yeah, I know your grandma's lit
I'm not one of the straights who gets it, and I'm proud
Maybe you should invite me along to pride
I'm not gonna hold my breath waiting for a straight pride anytime soon so
Hashtag not all straights
I've got a question for all these thems anyway
When I meet somebody new I really like to know
What's in your pants, what's going on down below
Let me be frank
Is it an innie or an outtie it helps me understand
If I should just disregard every single thing you say at first glance
Or treat you with due respect, cos you're a man
Boys don't look at me like that
It's just they, them, they and them
It's just too hard this they and them
Cos is they women or are thems men
I don't like this they and them
Oh so all of a sudden you want some rights do you
Well I didn't fight in two world wars just
I didn't fight in two world wars it's just a fact
I'm not a bad person, I used to be a teacher
So why don't we do a little lesson then class
Give you some homework in basic biology yeah
There's only two genders, which one are you, it's time to choose
Are you gonna have the op
What dyou mean that question's bloody rude
Frookin snowflake
Of course you're divorced I feel more sorry for your ex
Imagine that, ten years of marriage just to become a
Shall we talk about transgender inclusion in sports
Because I'm suddenly an expert
I mean it's bloody ridiculous
What are we gonna have next a Thems World Cup
We already have to pretend to be interested in the women's sports
Am I right boys? What, I'm allowed to make that joke
One of my best friends is a
What do you call a woman who's right on
A TERF
Anyway take it away jazz man
I said take it away jazz man
Jesus, no not headache jazz, play something nice
Wow he's good isn't he
You can thank me for hiring him
Mister fingers
His wife doesn't call him a flaccid pianist does she
Alright alright that's enough out of you
I said shut up
Thank you
Hey, they and them
Yay for they and them
Hey, they and them
No no no you've got it all wrong
Stop singing yay for they and them
Hey I pay your wages alright
So you do your jobs and I'll do mine
Stop singing my bit
Kay, they, them, they and them
It's a grammatical tragedy a lyrical sin
Cos is they women or are thems men
I'll never use this they and them
I don't like this they and them
Cos is they women or are thems men
I don't like this they or them
I mean it's just made up language isn't it
The grammar's too hard, it's confusing
I don't even know what I'm meant to say any more
Let me explain
Driving in my car, late one night
Someone cut me up, 'twas an awful fright
So I turned to my wifey and I said quite rightly
Did you see what he or she did
He or she should have is or her license taken off him or her
Rolls off the tongue
Well keep playing
Look, I'm not one of your ists, I'm not a homophobist
I'm a product of my time
Yeah yeah yeah, I know your grandma's lit
I'm not one of the straights who gets it, and I'm proud
Maybe you should invite me along to pride
I'm not gonna hold my breath waiting for a straight pride anytime soon so
Hashtag not all straights
I've got a question for all these thems anyway
When I meet somebody new I really like to know
What's in your pants, what's going on down below
Let me be frank
Is it an innie or an outtie it helps me understand
If I should just disregard every single thing you say at first glance
Or treat you with due respect, cos you're a man
Boys don't look at me like that
It's just they, them, they and them
It's just too hard this they and them
Cos is they women or are thems men
I don't like this they and them
Oh so all of a sudden you want some rights do you
Well I didn't fight in two world wars just
I didn't fight in two world wars it's just a fact
I'm not a bad person, I used to be a teacher
So why don't we do a little lesson then class
Give you some homework in basic biology yeah
There's only two genders, which one are you, it's time to choose
Are you gonna have the op
What dyou mean that question's bloody rude
Frookin snowflake
Of course you're divorced I feel more sorry for your ex
Imagine that, ten years of marriage just to become a
Shall we talk about transgender inclusion in sports
Because I'm suddenly an expert
I mean it's bloody ridiculous
What are we gonna have next a Thems World Cup
We already have to pretend to be interested in the women's sports
Am I right boys? What, I'm allowed to make that joke
One of my best friends is a
What do you call a woman who's right on
A TERF
Anyway take it away jazz man
I said take it away jazz man
Jesus, no not headache jazz, play something nice
Wow he's good isn't he
You can thank me for hiring him
Mister fingers
His wife doesn't call him a flaccid pianist does she
Alright alright that's enough out of you
I said shut up
Thank you
Hey, they and them
Yay for they and them
Hey, they and them
No no no you've got it all wrong
Stop singing yay for they and them
Hey I pay your wages alright
So you do your jobs and I'll do mine
Stop singing my bit
Kay, they, them, they and them
It's a grammatical tragedy a lyrical sin
Cos is they women or are thems men
I'll never use this they and them
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