A Fine Romance

A fine romance with no kisses
A fine romance, my friend this is
We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes

A fine romance, you won't nestle
A fine romance, you won't wrestle
I might as well play bridge with my old maid aunt
I never get a chance
This is a fine romance

A fine romance, my good fellow
You take all of that romance, and I'll take the jello
You're calmer than the seals in the Arctic Ocean
At least they flap their fins to express emotion

A fine romance, with no quarrels
With no insults, and all morals
You're just as hard to land as the Île-de-France
I never get a chance
This is a fine romance, ooh...

A fine romance, with almost no kissing
A fine romance, my friend, this is
True love should have the thrills that a healthy crime has
We don't have half the thrills as "The march of time" has

A fine romance, with no clinches
A fine romance, with no pinches
You never give the orchids I send a glance
No, you like cactus plants
This is a fine romance



Credits
Writer(s): Jerome Kern, Dorothy Fields
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