Happily Married

My girlfriend is doing crosswords with another guy
I suppose she's probably cheating dotting all his I's
Completing all his sentences and filling in his blanks
I hope like hell the world's not sex for that I will give thanks
My girlfriend is doing crosswords with another guy

My girlfriend is going dancing with another guy
I don't dance nor believe in love but I think I'd better try
She's following his lead but stepping on his feet
I wonder what's to become of my girl and me
My girlfriend is going dancing with another guy

We might as well get married
We might as well get married
We might as well get married
We can be happy
Like mom and dad

My girlfriend is taking pictures with another guy
I suppose I best propose or else we'll say goodbye
Well now we're a married couple
And I guess it keeps me out of trouble
Never did I appreciate
The guys she used to date
My girlfriend is now my wife
And I think I'm starting to cry
Cry
Cry
Die

Well we try and stay married
We're gonna try and stay married
We're gonna try and stay married
So we can be happy
Just like you



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Writer(s): Flashgordon Williamson
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