The Ballad of Dave Davis

I saw through the dark a thing of wonders
None of the likes I'd seen (none the likes I'd seen)
He had a peculiar chilling aura
One that which made me scream
At the sight of such a mighty mystic being (sight of a mighty mystic being)
I saw things of which I wished remained unseen (so we sing to)

Old Dave Davis, the myth of a man
And you know he can do
Anything that his heart says to be true (says to be true)
He's ten feet tall and his eyes glow red
And the ravens caw when he wakes from bed
He curses all our hearts and souls
Dear Old Dave Davis

He approached me as a floating phantom
None of the likes I've seen (none the likes I've seen)
A vision of spinning lights and colors
All that which made me scream
He's the messenger of all important news (messenger of important news)
To know the one of which he is to choose (we sing to)

Old Dave Davis
The messenger, the man
And you know he can choose
Anyone that his heart says to be true (says to be true)
He's twenty feet tall and he's five feet thick
He has fourteen toes and a big long stick
He curses all our hearts and souls
Dear Old Dave Davis

He arose through the floor while shouting Latin
None of the likes I've seen (none the likes I've seen)
His twisted tongues and vile sounds
Were dreadful and made me scream
But then all'va sudden chaos turned to peace
He revealed the answers to our heartfelt pleas

Oh Dave Davis
We love the man
And you know he can bring
Anything that will make our hearts be true (make us be true)
He's three feet tall and his hair glows white
And the starlight sings when he says goodnight
He blesses all our hearts and souls
Dear Old Dave Davis

Oh Dave Davis
The myth of a man
And you know he can do
Anything that his heart says to be true (says to be true)
He's thirty feet tall and he's fifty feet thick
He has fourteen toes and a big long stick
He curses all our hearts and souls (souls and hearts)
Dear Old Dave Davis