Company Time

The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time

Wage slavery
We don't get much choice
If the boss could pay us less, man
They would think that's noice
If they could pay themselves more
You know they would
They think they're worth more than us
I don't think they should

My time is valuable too
That's why I get paid to poo

As Friday arvo comes
You can be sure
My body clocks off
As I walk out the door
Saturday when we have a barbecue
All that food and I can't do a poo
Sunday beer and wine by the glasses
All day long, nothing passes
The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time

Poop Poop
Why I might be late to meetings
Poop Poop
I fit them in between seatings
Poop Poop
Working Monday through to Friday
Poop Poop
I'm in there three times a day
Poop Poop
When the money that you're making
Poop Poop
Is not enough to have the cake and
My time is valuable too
That's why I get paid to poo
The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time

Capitalism sucks!
It was never our plan
To spend every waking hour
Working for the man
The weekend only lasts two days
And I'm not going to waste it on the can

My time is valuable too
That's why I get paid to poo
The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time

Poop Poop
Get up early, go to work
Poop Poop
Got home late 'cause traffic was berserk
Poop Poop
Pay the bills, cook food to us to eat
Poop Poop
Off to bed, up early and repeat
Poop Poop
Need some rest and recreation
Poop Poop
Think I need a long vacation
My time is valuable too
That's why I get paid to poo
The boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time

Oh well, oh well, oh
Boss makes a dollar
I make a dime
That's why I poop on company time



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Writer(s): John Tsouvallas, Noel Mensforth
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