The Arrival of the Judges

Before we get cracking
It's the judges you know and love
Please welcome back national treasure
Dame Pam Lee!

Hello
I am so delighted
To be here once more
Nibbling on your nougat
Is a thrill I just adore
I know how you're feeling
I'm a cook myself
I can't help you bake
But I'll give you clues
If you leak, or squirt
Or begin to ooze
And I'll always score you highly
If you add more booze!

And now, mister Blue Eyes himself
Yes, it's the man who puts the
"Ding" in "He Ding!"
Phil Hollinghurst!

Hiya everyone, you alright?
People think I'm scary
They don't understand
I'm a proper softie
And I might just shake your hand

He's a silver fox!
Oh, no
With his spiky locks

We're here to impart our years of skill
And our agents send them a lovely bill
But everybody loves them
It's Pam and Phil

The judges everyone!



Credits
Writer(s): Pippa Charlotte Cleary, Jake Oliver William Brunger, Tom Howe
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