Chronic Incontinence

I used to think I was invincible
But now my bladder's uncontrollable
My age caught up and it's a cruel fate
I can't hold it in, I gotta evacuate

Chronic incontinence, a heavy cross to bear
Can't headbang too hard, I'll lose my underwear
My metal days are numbered but I won't back down
I'll rock this leaky bladder all over town

I used to shred on my guitar all night
Now I shred on Depends, it's quite a sight
My fans still cheer but they don't know
I'm just trying to avoid a yellow glow

Chronic incontinence, a heavy cross to bear
Can't headbang too hard, I'll lose my underwear
My metal days are numbered but I won't back down
I'll rock this leaky bladder all over town

Chronic incontinence, a heavy cross to bear
Can't headbang too hard, I'll lose my underwear
My metal days are numbered but I won't back down
I'll rock this leaky bladder all over town

I've tried all the pills and the pelvic floor drills
But my bladder just won't behave
I'll keep on singing, keep on slinging
Even if I leave a puddle on the stage